“You should have taken the job when you had the opportunity! Look at you, you are still living with me you pathetic jerk!” shouted the mother one day.
“Oh fuck me! She had the most odorous vagina I have ever been” reasoned the little crab.
“She has a name Leroy, its Britney and yes its odorous but you should have atleast tried.”
Leroy died in an old man’s pubes.
Moral of the story: Don’t be picky.
Published in Triond The Young Crab and His Mother
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